1. There is no traffic in LA late at night except for pizza delivery boys.
2. It is easier to steal DVDs by jumping onto an 18 wheeler going 60 mph with the driver still inside instead of just breaking into a parked one.
3. It's ok to date the main suspects little sister when your an undercover cop
4. When attacking an 18 wheeler, it is better to use 3 small hondas, as opposed to hummers or Trucks
5. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning.
6. If you break her heart I'll break your neck.
7. The LAPD undercovers cant hit moving targets.
8. The FBI can put the blame on whoever they want. Perks of the job.
9. Decaf, I think.
10. The other detective would get off on her surveillance photos.
11. The problem with Tran's cars is that they have no engines.
12. Amateurs don't use nitrous oxide.
13. Brian has a heavy foot.
14. No threesome if you don't win.
15. Brian never had Dom, heck, he never even had his car.
16. Honda Civic SI's can drive under 18 wheelers. (I don't think this is possible in real life.)
17. On green Dom goes for it.
18. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
19. Tran probably has over $100,000 in his car.
20. In the Tran household, if you're arrested in your home, the icing on the cake is that your father will bitch slap you.
21. The Fbi is incompetent in every movie ever made
22. hollywood boulevard is cheaper than an adrenaline rush
23. no one will notice asian gangs wielding automatic weapons in broad daylight while they drive on busy LA streets in their motorcycles.
24. Its not a good idea to play on your laptop while driving 150 mph in a street race.
25. using nitrous oxide causes you to look like your going to into hyperspace
26. You can tell whether a guy is a cop from the way he moans
27. If you have a sister, then she holds the money
28. If you want your laptop to stop making sounds, then shout SHUT UP! and then slam it shut
29. Jesse can find out about anyone on the internet even if you ain't put anything about yourself on there
30. If you know you are no match for the guy you are about to race and your mate tells you this, you reply with 'UH-HUH'
31. Letty looks like a flat-nosed gizmo.
32. If you wanna avoid being caught when robbing semi-trucks late at night you gotta use Civics with really loud high flow exhausts and be sure to have bright neon lights mounted underneath the chassis because that won't bring attention to yourself at all.
33. If you wanna be an undercover cop you gotta act like you're half-retarded and talk like your nosed is stuffed up.
34. That blocking off several miles of road in the middle of L.A. at night won't get the attention of the cops.
35. There aren't many white people left in L.A.
36. If the only good paying customer gets into a fight with your buddy, you tell the only good paying customer not to come around here again meaning your business will fail
37. Before a drag race, blast some sh!tty ass music
38. Or before a drag race, play a driving game and crash while going straight in the game
39. GO! GO! GO!
40. We got COPS! COPS! COPS!
41. When washing Vince's car you should wear your favorite dress cause when you're done he's putting you back on the street where you belong......cutie!
42. Nobody likes the tuna here.
43. Dodge Chargers scare the sh!t out of Dominic.
44. If you lengthen the injector pulse another millisecond and tune the NOS timing, you'll run nines.
45. You know you're really something when your first line in a movie is, "Sh!t!"
46. Letty smells skanks.
47. What did you put in that sandwich?
48. Hector has a last name, too, but he can't pronounce it.
49. Edwin knows a few things.
50. You can't just climb into the ring with Ali because you think you box.
51. To some people, respect is more important.
52. Vince owns a $2000 Gibson Zakk Wylde Signature Les Paul guitar, and can play three notes on it...over and over again.
53. We hit the road, me and my crew; and it was cool, until we bumped into you.
54. Always check for a 187 in the area before any street race.
55. Apparently, it takes three minutes to go a quarter of a mile.
56. If you ditch your leader, you'll get your beer confiscated later.
57. The bathroom in every movie is always upstairs, first door on the right.
58. Watch your, watch your, watch your back; watch your, watch your, watch your back; watch your, watch your, watch your back...watch your back.
59. You can't detail a car with the cover on.
60. It's not a party without two chicks making out, and a strung-out Courtney Love lookalike dancing around like a moron.
61. You can have any brew you want, as long as it's a Corona.
62. You want time? Buy the magazine.
63. Dominic has nitrous in his blood and a gas tank for a brain.
64. After dodging a train, do yourself a favor and watch where you're going.
65. Brian owes Dominic a 10-second car...as if we weren't reminded three times in the movie.
2. It is easier to steal DVDs by jumping onto an 18 wheeler going 60 mph with the driver still inside instead of just breaking into a parked one.
3. It's ok to date the main suspects little sister when your an undercover cop
4. When attacking an 18 wheeler, it is better to use 3 small hondas, as opposed to hummers or Trucks
5. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning.
6. If you break her heart I'll break your neck.
7. The LAPD undercovers cant hit moving targets.
8. The FBI can put the blame on whoever they want. Perks of the job.
9. Decaf, I think.
10. The other detective would get off on her surveillance photos.
11. The problem with Tran's cars is that they have no engines.
12. Amateurs don't use nitrous oxide.
13. Brian has a heavy foot.
14. No threesome if you don't win.
15. Brian never had Dom, heck, he never even had his car.
16. Honda Civic SI's can drive under 18 wheelers. (I don't think this is possible in real life.)
17. On green Dom goes for it.
18. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.
19. Tran probably has over $100,000 in his car.
20. In the Tran household, if you're arrested in your home, the icing on the cake is that your father will bitch slap you.
21. The Fbi is incompetent in every movie ever made
22. hollywood boulevard is cheaper than an adrenaline rush
23. no one will notice asian gangs wielding automatic weapons in broad daylight while they drive on busy LA streets in their motorcycles.
24. Its not a good idea to play on your laptop while driving 150 mph in a street race.
25. using nitrous oxide causes you to look like your going to into hyperspace
26. You can tell whether a guy is a cop from the way he moans
27. If you have a sister, then she holds the money
28. If you want your laptop to stop making sounds, then shout SHUT UP! and then slam it shut
29. Jesse can find out about anyone on the internet even if you ain't put anything about yourself on there
30. If you know you are no match for the guy you are about to race and your mate tells you this, you reply with 'UH-HUH'
31. Letty looks like a flat-nosed gizmo.
32. If you wanna avoid being caught when robbing semi-trucks late at night you gotta use Civics with really loud high flow exhausts and be sure to have bright neon lights mounted underneath the chassis because that won't bring attention to yourself at all.
33. If you wanna be an undercover cop you gotta act like you're half-retarded and talk like your nosed is stuffed up.
34. That blocking off several miles of road in the middle of L.A. at night won't get the attention of the cops.
35. There aren't many white people left in L.A.
36. If the only good paying customer gets into a fight with your buddy, you tell the only good paying customer not to come around here again meaning your business will fail
37. Before a drag race, blast some sh!tty ass music
38. Or before a drag race, play a driving game and crash while going straight in the game
39. GO! GO! GO!
40. We got COPS! COPS! COPS!
41. When washing Vince's car you should wear your favorite dress cause when you're done he's putting you back on the street where you belong......cutie!
42. Nobody likes the tuna here.
43. Dodge Chargers scare the sh!t out of Dominic.
44. If you lengthen the injector pulse another millisecond and tune the NOS timing, you'll run nines.
45. You know you're really something when your first line in a movie is, "Sh!t!"
46. Letty smells skanks.
47. What did you put in that sandwich?
48. Hector has a last name, too, but he can't pronounce it.
49. Edwin knows a few things.
50. You can't just climb into the ring with Ali because you think you box.
51. To some people, respect is more important.
52. Vince owns a $2000 Gibson Zakk Wylde Signature Les Paul guitar, and can play three notes on it...over and over again.
53. We hit the road, me and my crew; and it was cool, until we bumped into you.
54. Always check for a 187 in the area before any street race.
55. Apparently, it takes three minutes to go a quarter of a mile.
56. If you ditch your leader, you'll get your beer confiscated later.
57. The bathroom in every movie is always upstairs, first door on the right.
58. Watch your, watch your, watch your back; watch your, watch your, watch your back; watch your, watch your, watch your back...watch your back.
59. You can't detail a car with the cover on.
60. It's not a party without two chicks making out, and a strung-out Courtney Love lookalike dancing around like a moron.
61. You can have any brew you want, as long as it's a Corona.
62. You want time? Buy the magazine.
63. Dominic has nitrous in his blood and a gas tank for a brain.
64. After dodging a train, do yourself a favor and watch where you're going.
65. Brian owes Dominic a 10-second car...as if we weren't reminded three times in the movie.
